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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron 

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2019.szept.24.

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Luke star dust
Luke star dust 2 órája
when you realise microsoft has already got two O's in it
Adrian Ghandtchi
Adrian Ghandtchi 3 órája
2:10 now I have the fuller context to this
GiggityGretsch
GiggityGretsch 4 órája
Immediately subbed after hearing “microsooft”
Danger Dovelyn
Danger Dovelyn 5 órája
0:16 omg I’ve never noticed the linkara, he probably put that there cuz of Chris O’Neil
Rhys Van Ryzin
Rhys Van Ryzin 13 órája
2:12 You're welcome
jerky scientist
jerky scientist 14 órája
Do you want love john familymart selling it for 298 jpy
BlackDynamite55
BlackDynamite55 16 órája
6:50 ah yes, enslaved frequencies
The Silver Canine [TSK9]
12:41 bullet proof oxygen
some random commenter
16:06 that laptop is indeed closed XD
Dreamer of R’yleh
Oh my god 0:18 of Linkara running in the ball is absolutely gorgeous
Stephanie Gifford
Ah yes, I went to the Oopple store the other day and got the newest iPhoone
Steve Smith
You can raise your frequency with stickers but they need to have a drop of LSD.
Lagg Field 2: Electric Boogaloo
i love that they put 3 o's for Microsoft
Jullyan zuniga
2:38 i love the fact that children is on the "bad for you list"
Strife387
Strife387 Napja
9:00 hit too hard
Goodguy Typhlosion
snake oil
EnigmaDrath
Gwyneth Paltrow is what would happen if the color beige assumed human form
ProNuked
ProNuked 2 napja
THE VIBESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ProNuked
ProNuked 2 napja
Yep, definitely a snake oil racket, no doubt about that, HAHAHAHAHAHA
John Findorff
John Findorff 2 napja
I just realized that the G and P in goop is for Gwyneth Paltrow and the two Os is just because of the whole two Os thing she mentioned.
The Polite gamer
Technically she is from Africa. In fact EVERYBODY is from Africa. Unless your religious in which case, just ignore this. Back when every continent was one and was known as Pangea, mankind came to be in the region that would be known as Africa today. Mankind then expanded and relocated into different areas of Pangea and then settled and evolved in their respective regions and now we are here.
Christopher Freedman
Fucking bulletproof oxygen bar
Christopher Freedman
Pause at exactly 12:50
Ordonity
Ordonity 3 napja
At 13:59 I got an ad for McDonald's breakfast burrito wraps for $1.99 and it felt appropriate competition for Gwyneth.
Alexls 2728
Alexls 2728 3 napja
I wanna live free of clogged chakras
Adam McCarthey
The Theragun is actually pretty dope
Charlie Elwick
Jon got a fat schlong
Deranged Crouton
4:57 is this video how he met her?
commander james ballinger
2:38 children hello from 2021 her product if injected into thy blood stream removes all traces of covid 18
Top1
Top1 3 napja
Sorry to break it to ya Jon, but Microsoft already has two o's in it.
matthew spence
I don’t know which is worse, the fact that she’s selling this shit or the fact that people are actually buying it
FailedArtKid
FailedArtKid 3 napja
okay, as someone who works at earthbound trading, when Jon started reading the ingredient list at 4:34 I'd like to point out that the VERY FIRST CRYSTAL listed, Selenite, LITERALLY DISSOLVES IN WATER. I- WHO THE FUCK DOES GWYNETH THINK SHE'S FOOLING?! Edit: Upon looking at the other ingredients, I noticed the psychic vampire spray is alcohol-based, which wouldn't dissolve selenite. However, the crystal is still VERY fragile, and known for causing splinters, so I still wouldn't recommend spraying that shit around
Reel Mermaid
Reel Mermaid 3 napja
Holy shit dude.....that was off the chart funny....and necessary. I wouldn't give this company a penny of my hard earned money. Cheers from Canada!
Oliver Edmiston
2:39 Why the heck is Platypus bad for you? I mean, Sure. They are technically venomous, but I don't feel they are that much of a threat. They certainly shouldn't be put on the same list as ANTHRAX!! yours truly, a disgruntled Australian.
David Lane
David Lane 3 napja
Don't know who keeps spreading the idea that Paltrow is the most beautiful woman in the world... She's good looking for her age, but I've never bought the idea that she's a beauty queen. Even that British girl in this video you did the guessing game with is 10x more gorgeous than Gwenyth Paltrow
thomas pacatte
A food editor just makes food look good for a picture, like when you look into a cookbook the pictures are made by a food editor
Weaver Cattle Company
Wow, Goop should release their own COVID vaccine and get in on the scam like Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, etc.
Grifiano
Grifiano 4 napja
Can't wait for the bulletproof oxygen to be adapted for modern warefare
Cap’n
Cap’n 4 napja
2:13
Marcus Ward
Marcus Ward 4 napja
Man that whole Theragun bit was the best
Matthew Stanley
I think psychic vampire repellent repels vampires who drain psychic energy. Which doesn’t make it any less insane.
pluto
pluto 4 napja
gwyneth: this is the sh!& jon: hey don't curse train: *hooooooooooonk* jon: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
ivandark95
ivandark95 4 napja
I ‘am African No , you are not.
Shaggy Satyr
Shaggy Satyr 4 napja
2 things. 1. Gwyneth Paltrow is not African. Her father is an Ashkenazi Jew from Poland. Her mother is a mix of 'Pennsylvania Dutch (German)', Irish, and English. 2. Believe it or not but white people are born and raised in Africa and have been for centuries. Literally millions of white Africans. In fact. Elon Musk is the richest African American, technically speaking.
Lawson D. Hovind
1:41 Microsoft already has two 'o's
No
No 5 napja
why tf did I just get elmo's uncle dying in my recommendation?? did anyone else get that??
Burger God
Burger God 5 napja
Jon has better production quality than goop ever will have
Goodguy Typhlosion
Poog
MonstaX 54
MonstaX 54 5 napja
Children are bad 😂
ginaji fornzt
ginaji fornzt 5 napja
2:15 That one didn't age too well
Moselle Yohn
Moselle Yohn 5 napja
Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop is literally just left wing Alex Jones supplements
Gingy
Gingy 5 napja
I'm ok with the scamming because I don't want dumb people to have money
obraxi5
obraxi5 5 napja
Her character in Iron Man is more realistic than this shit
Nathaniel Finney
I just realized Gwyneth oo Paltrow GooP....... I hate this
Mr Damoclès
Mr Damoclès 6 napja
"I don't think anything natural can be bad for you" *Radiation laughing in the back with all Venomous animal, diseases in the history of our world and all others natural danger that exist*
it's the real snapdragon
i like how "children" and "oxygen" are on the list of things that can be bad for you.
Andrew Loris
Andrew Loris 6 napja
"This is our dirt organizer."
Liam Green
Liam Green 6 napja
Dude flew to London and built a wagon to for a 2-minute bit
Ivan Torres
Ivan Torres 6 napja
I love how when he’s saying the oo company names, he adds a third o to Microsoft.
Brownie Recordings
10:33 LOL
composite bow
composite bow 7 napja
Shallow hal I haven't heard that name since i left little z/the underdogs channel
RunFasterManOSRS
yes i do believe that sharks arent good for your health
Peremalfait
Peremalfait 7 napja
10:32 Those who can't use Theraguns responsibly shouldn't have them.
Jotaro Kujo
Jotaro Kujo 7 napja
I like your hat, where did you get that hat. I want to wear your hat specifically your hat.
azmanabdula
azmanabdula 7 napja
Yeah I mess around with crystals that could be toxic And only eat Vegan foods I am normal /s
android sent by cyberlife
I'm sorry but did that say bulletproof oxygen what the fuck? 12:50 ish
David Martin
David Martin 7 napja
Oh I love his nice outfits and costumes
Max
Max 7 napja
"I don't think anything that's natural can be bad for you" *C H I L D R E N.*
Adham Was Here
I looked it up and a food editor is a person who writes about food in articles and stuff.
dish rag
dish rag 7 napja
Wait Microsoft already did have two o’s in it 😂😂
TRIVIA Enterprises
I cant believe jon wasted so much money on this video.
PS4sos21
PS4sos21 7 napja
The love of your money and human stupidity is the ingredient in that oil..
PS4sos21
PS4sos21 7 napja
Love the wii shop music 🎶 God that brings back memories 🙏 💚🤍🧡 I hate the future. Until my ps5 arrives.
Depressed
Depressed 7 napja
oople
The Marley Show!
15:02 that lady looks so pissed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pepsigod
Pepsigod 8 napja
12:40 bulletproof Oxygen. Ok
Lee Don
Lee Don 8 napja
So this is not an Alien
DeltaFox
DeltaFox 8 napja
How is Cyanide bad for you? You can't get sick if you're dead.
Ree Germain
Ree Germain 8 napja
I have yet to see a HUrunr title a video featuring goop as “what the fook is goop?”
Guy Ebner
Guy Ebner 8 napja
2:40 look... maybe she means that she is african because all homo sapiens are african because all homo sapiens originated in Africa and spread from there to the rest of the world?... No? You're saying I am too hopeful for her? You're probably right...
Wolfire 99
Wolfire 99 8 napja
I saw the theragun at target lol
yung VIJ
yung VIJ 8 napja
“bullet proof oxygen bar”.....
bill gardener
bill gardener 8 napja
psychic vampires are actually a satanists term. a literal satanist term.
9k0 I eat tractors
Amazoon, Microsooft and oople. Ah yes, the top company's! Of course....
Steel
Steel 8 napja
Cordiceps fungus is an ingredient in traditional Chinese medicine. It's species do absolutely nothing or are actively toxic (like pretty much all Traditional Chinese medicine ingredients). It's also that fungus that mind controls bugs and was featured in The Last of Us.
Auspicious Potato
Him dressing up as a snake oil salesmen is probably one of my favorite bits that he’s done.
HL
HL 9 napja
The doom part was 👌👌👌👌
Brass Bandit
Brass Bandit 9 napja
They set up so many things for like a 2-5 second gag. It's great
Tom Roberts
Tom Roberts 9 napja
He really used the Skyrim music
Captain GuyMan
Was that Skyrim music for the quote?
U・ᴥ・U
U・ᴥ・U 9 napja
goop is an MLM and MLMs operate like cults in many ways. fucking WHACK
Nathan R
Nathan R 9 napja
15:07 the look of evil
Nathan R
Nathan R 9 napja
This screams white people
Roman Petryshun
Jon said word goop in this video, more than i ever did
Cat
Cat 9 napja
goop Gwyneth o o paltrow I am an idiot for only figuring that out now
Frederik
Frederik 9 napja
the meme is at 2:10 thank me later lol
William Vault
William Vault 10 napja
i can't believe that linkara egg snuck past me this long
Arjun Oberoi
Arjun Oberoi 10 napja
10:33 that man had the time of his life
GogglySpecs GS
GogglySpecs GS 10 napja
Made it hard to watch endgame after seeing this video
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